Color-red-o

So, we here at Blue Girl, Red State have been engaged in strategery as of late. While Idaho, the red state nearest and dearest to the blue cockles of our hearts, is our primary focus for now, we are planning on rolling out some new states very soon. Since native Idahoan J. Helen currently resides in Colorado, it only seems natural that the home of Tom Tancredo, Marilyn Musgrave, and Wayne Allard should be the next target in our blue sights. However, working on this new design has given J. Helen a new appreciation of the distinctive Idaho borders. In other words, Colorado is boring. Observe.








Yawn... I mean, we might as well just slap the Blue Girl over a Microsoft Word autoshape and be done with it. Bo-ring. Still, we have some ideas about making the Colorado design distinctive enough to avoid confusion with other square states. We may need to include some of Colorado's iconic features such as the Rocky Mountains or the statue of Mike, the Headless Chicken in Fruita, Colorado.


No word on whether the statue of Mike will be running for Senator Allard's open seat or challenging Marilyn Musgrave to an open debate (our money's on the statue), but we'll keep you posted. In the meantime, find out more about Mike the Headless Chicken and the festival that continues on in his name to this very day. We would post a picture of the actual Mike, but it's a little unsettling. Viva Colorado!